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 Posted: Mon 7:37, 06 Dec 2010 Post subject: Strong explosion joke, laugh strange if you do not |
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1. Outside watchman, found a drunken man, relying on telephone poles cry, I feel very strange, they came up and asked: \Who ... ... is a good opportunity, you ... ... you quickly think of a way for me because my urine ... ... ... ... it has been non-stop flow of ... ... \The results showed that: telephone pole next to the tap is not properly.
2. at the ball, a woman has been staring at a man not far away from his eyes blink also blinking.
men feel a little embarrassed, decided to walk Wengeqingchu. He politely asked her where they previously met.
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3. a man with the size of his wife,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], when he was sixty years old, has white hair a lot, so called removal of the size of his wife every day. But the big white-haired wife hate him less afraid of death clings to the old man concubines, all of which are deliberately pulling hair;
concubine is hope that he looks young,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so full of hair pulling. Less than one month, the public has become bald.
4. Wang, relying on his wife's nepotism, when on the company's general manager. One day, he and his wife to a construction site inspections,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], all of a sudden, a worker wearing a hard hat to greet them and to ridicule his wife said to him: \
home, Wang teasing his wife, said: \replied: \easy to have a child. But the birth, the child's skin turned black.
husband complained his wife said this: \, cannibal said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], do not kill you can, but you have to promise me one condition. Two people said, what conditions you say? The patriarch said, sent for each of you give me the same 30 fruits. After waited a long time, a man returned, bringing to 30 strawberries. The patriarch said: good! Swallow them all live, and can not have any expression, I will not kill you.
swallow man swallow ah, ah swallow swallow, stuffed into the 29th, when, suddenly smiled, and spray the chiefs face, the result was killed. To heaven, the angel asked him, you'll be successful, why suddenly laughed out? That said, I stuffed the 29th time, discovered that my friend brought a 30 coconuts.
7. boys and girls to chat.
boys: If I tightly against your body, what would you?
girl: I will resist!
boys: If I reach out and cling to your waist, what would you?
girl: Of course I will resist!
boys: If I want to kiss you, would you like?
girl: Of course ... ... I will resist!
boys: If I ... ...
Girl: Would you stop it! Do not you know,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a woman's power is limited after all it?
8. New Year's Day morning, his wife suggested to her husband and said: \faults, it really? \*** you dare! \Meet the prospective son's future father-in-law to the bride's father is very worried to see the future son in law, said: \will take good care of her! \A girl to a young man said softly: \\
young man was silent for children, replied: \
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