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 Posted: Sat 20:07, 27 Nov 2010 Post subject: THE DEION |
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NFL Preview: Second-Tier Super Teams
We now find ourselves perusing the databases of the rarified teams of the NFL. This batch of teams are all playoff bound should the dominoes fall as they have been placed. And with a few lucky breaks, any of these teams could find themselves in Cowboys Stadium come next February, playing for a Lombardi Trophy. They are all teams that will get beaten down your throat on main event games throughout the year, and some asshole friend of your’s will likely pick them up as his “favorite team ever” for this year. These are the Second-Tier of Super Teams
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FRESH BLOOD (new force on the team): CB Lito Sheppard was out of place last year on the New York Jets, but finds himself back in his more natural NFC, and he will give an already stout purple defense a ballhawking veteran presence in the secondary. This defense has the potential to be monstrous, and yet still overlooked because of all the nonsense on offense.
DRUNKEN SOUL (most awesome force on the team): Kevin and Pat Williams are two giant black dudes who are not related who gobble up the middle of the defensive line, tend to be goofy happy-go-lucky dudes, and everything else emanates out from that. Most locker rooms could not tolerate someone like the Ol’ Gunslinger coming and going as he pleases, but with some stout personalities like the Williamses, it can be absorbed in Minnesota.
THE DEION (most cancerous force on the team): Who else? [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] jersey. He has somehow in the span of three years gone from the most respected and solid football player known to man to the biggest joke of a douchebag football player in forever.
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