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nicbuaosi
Posted: Fri 10:08, 12 Nov 2010
Post subject:
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1. Did You Know Him
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?
Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.
2. Napoleon Was Ill
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."
"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know,mp3 converter, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"
"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
xie2010089
Posted: Sun 19:13, 07 Nov 2010
Post subject: Calvin Klein Beauty will debut this Fall and Dian
Actress Diane Kruger has just been announced as the new face of Calvin Klein’s upcoming women’s fragrance launch,
Calvin Klein Underwear
.
Kruger is a great choice: she’s undeniably beautiful, sure, but she’s also a favorite in the fashion community for her impeccable sense of style.
Diane showed her loyalty to Calvin Klein by wearing a white gown by the designer to the Costume Institute Gala at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Her look for the evening was in line with the iconic Calvin Klein aesthetic of clean lines and understated elegance.
The fragrance’s notes still remain a mystery–and you’ll have a summer-long wait to get a first-person sniff of the scent, which launches in fall 2010.
Calvin Klein Underwear
will debut this Fall and Diane Kruger will star in the global print and television advertising campaign.
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