FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Galleries
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
ufo forum Forum Index
->
UFO Forum
Post a reply
Username
Subject
Message body
Emoticons
View more Emoticons
Font colour:
Default
Dark Red
Red
Orange
Brown
Yellow
Green
Olive
Cyan
Blue
Dark Blue
Indigo
Violet
White
Black
Font size:
Tiny
Small
Normal
Large
Huge
Close Tags
Options
HTML is
ON
BBCode
is
ON
Smilies are
ON
Disable HTML in this post
Disable BBCode in this post
Disable Smilies in this post
Confirmation code: *
All times are GMT + 2 Hours
Jump to:
Select a forum
Jakaś kategoria
----------------
UFO Forum
other then ufo subjects
Topic review
Author
Message
catuaba91
Posted: Mon 11:02, 18 Apr 2011
Post subject: 我也开车撞
音乐学院美女多是远近闻名的,老夫经常守候在音乐学院门口看美女。有时发现漂亮MM,实在找不到借口上前勾搭,就开着凯迪拉克缓缓接近碰她一下,然后赶紧下车搀扶起来查看伤势,送她去医院检查,要她的姓名地址手机号。这办法虽不新鲜,但美女们多数看在豪华版凯迪拉克的份上,让俺屡屡得手。有的明明没受伤,一上车就嗲声嗲气说大腿好痛哦,要老夫帮揉揉,揉了一阵浑身上下都疼,只好去酒店开房一粒
象人酋长
之后帮她揉遍全身。
不料今天老夫第一次失手了:当我碰倒了斑马线上骑电瓶车的那个黑丝美女后,老夫把车停稳刚要下车,她竟然连滚带爬扶起电瓶车坐上就跑,看都不看老夫的豪车一眼。老夫不甘心放过这个性感黑丝MM,开着车在几百米外又追上了她,把她逼停在路边。老夫对她说:“姑娘别跑啊,刚才我的车碰倒了你,伤到哪儿没有?”黑丝美女居然连连摇头:“我刚才没有被碰倒啊,您认错人了吧。您老放心,我不是那种不要脸的人,
象人酋长胶囊官方网站
,我绝对没看您的车牌号,您就放过我吧!”说完一扭头又跑掉了。老夫回到家后郁闷不已,难道豪华版的凯迪拉克也过时了?老夫是不是该换辆爱快罗密欧了? 还是怕我是要加薪?
fora.pl
- załóż własne forum dyskusyjne za darmo
Powered by
phpBB
© 2001, 2002 phpBB Group Boyz theme by
Zarron Media
2003
Regulamin